Why beg someone to do something that someone else is so willing to do without you even asking?

“But I can’t promise you that if things start heating up, I won’t open a can of whoop ass on Dr. Delicious”

Hahahaa

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’
Charles M. Shulz (via girlwithoutwings)

(Source: quote-book)